wheatersthewhale:

with the update, i was just thinking of like…the strider-lalonde family. and like, okay.

so, i’d imagine that mom would have to work a lot when they’re little. bro’s puppet business wouldn’t earn too much money at first, so roxy would have to be the bread winner and stuff.

and like, dave loves bro, he really does, but mom’s not around a lot, so when she is home, he’ll follow her around like a little puppy.

plus, with her rogue powers, she could conjure up some apple juice from nothing. and since she’s much older, she’d have a lot more control over it, so the apple juice is totally delicious, and the best there is.

so…yeah, lil’ davey would have an unlimited supply.

APPAH JUICE

HE’S WEARING DIRK’S SHADES FFF

ICANTDEAL

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Reblog this if you’re a TRUE Squiddles fan.

farmstinkbuttpig:

I wanna see who’s real and who isn’t. Reblog this if you think the old Squiddles show is WAAAAY better than the newer crap they have.

Blow up my inbox.

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  • Fuck, kill or marry
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  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!

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zombiereznov:

ok im not saying all feminists are like this because of how i tagged this post but its creepy and when i looked at her facebook she posts a lot of stuff about feminism and how she’s against slut-shaming and how men are disrespectful etc. im not going to post the pic she sent me next because im not the kind of person whos going to out somebody and have them cyber bullied to death, but it was indeed the girl i randomly complained about shell’s coffee to in line the day before.im a man and i feel violated and confused at how she could be like this with all the posts against this behavior (only in the case of men on women i guess) she has on her wall. wth is this? am i like the subject of some crazy experiment shes doing or something? this isn’t cool. and please dont tell me “now you know how it feels blah blah” because i would never do this shit to a woman. this is beyond fucked up and scary.i know some guys might think its gay that im not turned on by this but this is really pretty damn psycho. am i the only guy on tumblr this has happened to?

Wow dude um yeah
Idk if this is an experiment or what but yeah it’s absolutely not ok :/ like she’s just gone and memorized your name for the sole purpose of harassing you on facebook, wtf. 

zombiereznov:

ok im not saying all feminists are like this because of how i tagged this post but its creepy and when i looked at her facebook she posts a lot of stuff about feminism and how she’s against slut-shaming and how men are disrespectful etc. im not going to post the pic she sent me next because im not the kind of person whos going to out somebody and have them cyber bullied to death, but it was indeed the girl i randomly complained about shell’s coffee to in line the day before.

im a man and i feel violated and confused at how she could be like this with all the posts against this behavior (only in the case of men on women i guess) she has on her wall. wth is this? am i like the subject of some crazy experiment shes doing or something? this isn’t cool. and please dont tell me “now you know how it feels blah blah” because i would never do this shit to a woman. this is beyond fucked up and scary.

i know some guys might think its gay that im not turned on by this but this is really pretty damn psycho. am i the only guy on tumblr this has happened to?

Wow dude um yeah

Idk if this is an experiment or what but yeah it’s absolutely not ok :/ like she’s just gone and memorized your name for the sole purpose of harassing you on facebook, wtf. 

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Current mood:

k0nataizumi:

HEY YOU! READ THIS!
I have this dumb little box I never got to use for anything!!
If you REBLOG this before June 21st I’ll write your url on a slip of paper and starting on June 22nd I’ll chose one url each day and send you a random Homestuck quote!
School is practically over and you have no idea how bored I am, so reblog reblog reblog because I REALLY need something to do!!

yea ok sure but I was disappointed that it wasnt gonna be a givaway that sure is a neato lil box

k0nataizumi:

HEY YOU! READ THIS!

I have this dumb little box I never got to use for anything!!

If you REBLOG this before June 21st I’ll write your url on a slip of paper and starting on June 22nd I’ll chose one url each day and send you a random Homestuck quote!

School is practically over and you have no idea how bored I am, so reblog reblog reblog because I REALLY need something to do!!

yea ok sure but I was disappointed that it wasnt gonna be a givaway that sure is a neato lil box

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I’m looking at you
bro
In the “Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt
The commonly uses
“I raped you faggot”
when playing
Video games
To dehumanize
Your straight friends
The white kid who greets his buddies with the n-word
Who’s OkCupid dating profile describes him as a “nice guy”
He’s just sick of getting friend-zoned
Because being just friends with a woman
Is so terrible
Nevermind the fact that he answers yes to the following:
Are women obligated to shave their legs?
Are racist jokes funny?
When a woman is raped, is it sometimes her fault?

I’m looking at you
guy in every women’s studies class ever
who derails dialogue
About a third of the world’s population of women
Who will be raped
In their life times
By asserting
“the wage gap isn’t real”
the guy who starts “PimpWalk” in response
to slutwalk
a demonstration aimed at ending victim blaming
of rape victims
the guy with the “no fat chicks” bumpersticker on his F150
whos confused why
he cant get pussy
to the guy who calls anal rape
“surprise buttsex”
to the one who uses “feminazi”
as a frequent part
of his vernacular
to every guy who has ever thought that a facebook status
about domestic violence
was a good opportunity to practice playing the
devils advocate

to every guy
boy
man
who has ever dismissed feminism
because it didn’t involve him
to every man who has ever raped a woman
to every man who has ever beaten one
isolated one
belittled one
dehumanized one
to every guy
who thinks he’s not like those ones
because
its just a joke
to every guy who is confused why feminists hate him


to every guy
its because
you’re part of a problem
a culture
that won’t stop choking us
but tells us
to just breath

wrote some spoken word for my women’s studies final tomorrow. what do you guys think? (via fat-feminist

This is so perfect,

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this should be a song this should be a song this should be a song

Okay well the rhythm is a little off for a song but you know what I mean it has the feel of a song

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latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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shiduuuuuuu

ok this is the best one

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kayteekelleee:

littleblackkat1:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

Whenever you’re sad or having a bad day, just look at this set of photos and think that someone is having a worse day than you. 

CANT BREATHE. HALP

the dog tho

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Guys Dave isnt happy

xobybr:

He is not laughing because he saw his funny photos

Hes in hysterics

Like the whole talking about the dead things made him realize that he could have lived a regular life

He could have been a paleontologist

But he started this game instead and now everything is ruined

He will never get his life back

He will never see his family again

He is in no way shape or form happy at this moment

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